Pianos have been a musical staple for centuries. The piano inspires more than just musical sounds; it also makes for a great punch line. Below are 50 of the best piano jokes, puns, and quotes of all time. Share this list with fellow pianists or your piano teacher.
While we admit some of these piano jokes are a little “out there,” they’re sure to put a smile on your face. Let the laughs begin!
What Are Some Cool Facts About Playing the Piano?
Before we dive into our ultimate list of funny piano jokes, we think it’s appropriate to pay some homage to just how cool the piano really is! Here are some fun piano facts:
- Playing the piano has been linked to enhanced cognitive development and improved memory.
- According to recent studies, playing the piano can lead to a better understanding of mathematics.
- Studies have also found that playing a musical instrument can increase creativity and help with stress relief.
- The piano is an ideal instrument for cultivating patience, which can translate into other areas of life.
- Studies have determined that learning to play the piano requires increased self-discipline and determination.
So there you have it! Just a few of the top reasons to learn how to play the piano – aside from the fact that there are some pretty funny piano jokes out there, too!
If you haven’t yet started taking piano lessons, it might be time to start. Get signed up today – you’ll not only learn to fully appreciate the piano jokes we cover in this post, but you’ll learn other helpful techniques and skills, too, like what you see in the video below:
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Best Piano Jokes
Everybody loves a good piano joke! Next time you have a piano lesson, share one of these clever piano jokes with your teacher and see if he or she can’t guess the right answer.
- Have you heard about the musician who leaves a message for his wife? Answer: Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet.
- Why are pianists’ fingers like lightning? Answer: They rarely strike the same place twice.
- The audience at a piano recital was appalled when a telephone rang just off stage. Without missing a note, the soloist glanced toward the wings and called, “If that’s my agent, tell him I’m working!”
- What do you call a goat that plays the piano? Answer: Billy Joel.
- B flat, E flat, and G flat walk into a bar. The bartender stopped them and said, “We don’t serve minors.”
- What do you call a snowman that plays the piano? Answer: Melton John
- What’s one of the hazards of being a pianist? Answer: People drop money in your drink.
- What happens when you play Beethoven backwards? Answer: He decomposes.
- What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music? Answer: A natural major
Funniest Piano Puns
There are a ton of piano puns to go around. Below are some of the funniest piano puns. Share these with your musical friends and teachers and have a laugh.
- What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? Answer: A-flat minor.
- Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright? Answer: Because it makes a much bigger boom when pushed off a cliff.
- Why did the two pianists have a good marriage? Answer: Because they were always in a chord.
- Old pianists never die, they just adagio away.
- To climb to the top of a tall piano, you must scale it.
- Piano is not my forte.
- Don’t date a piano technician, he’ll just string you along
- Gimme’ a fifth of Beethoven on the Rachs.
Inspirational Piano Quotes
Need some inspiration to get you through a tough performance or practice session? Below are some inspirational (and humorous) piano quotes that will help keep you motivated.
- “Piano: A cumbersome piece of furniture found in many homes, where playing it ensures the early departure of unwanted guests.” – David W. Barber
- “The piano ain’t got no wrong notes.” – Thelonious Monk
- “Everybody told me this ‘girl on the piano’ thing was never going to work.” – Tori Amos
- “The piano has been drinking, not me”. – Tom Waits
- “When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.” – Bob Hope talking about Phyllis Diller’s playing
- “Life is like a piano. White keys are happy moments and black keys are sad moments. But remember, both keys are played together to give sweet music.” -Unknown
- “To send light into the darkness of men’s hearts-such is the duty of the artist.”- Robert Schumann
- “To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable.”- Beethoven
A Few More Funny Piano Jokes to Choose From
Still looking for the perfect piano joke to impress your friends? Here are a few more to choose from:
1. “You Can Tune a Piano, But Can You Tuna Fish?”
This classic piano “you can tune a piano” joke never gets old. While it may be corny, it’s still funny after all these years. Playfully poking fun at the homophones of tuna fish and tune a piano, this is considered a must-know joke for anyone who aspires to be a skilled pianist.
2. The Tiny Piano Joke
“Why is a tiny piano always sad? Because it’s never a grand piano!”
If you have a knack for puns, then this one’s for you. While it may be silly, it’s bound to make you chuckle.
3. The 12 Inch Piano Joke
“Why did Mark Zuckerburg buy a 12-inch piano? So he could finally ‘like’ something on Facebook!”
This tech-tinged joke is all about social media and our obsessions with virtual likes. It’s light-hearted, fun, and perfect for any social media junkie.
4. The Piano Teacher Joke
“Why did the piano teacher say good-bye? Because it was time to ‘key-s’!”
This hilarious joke is all about wordplay. It may take a minute to sink in, but once you get it, you’ll be in fits of laughter.
What Are Some Quotes About Piano Practice?
These piano jokes and puns are great – but what about some more inspirational piano quotes? Here are some of our favorites:
1. “It’s not enough to practice, you must also know what to practice.” – Johann Nepomuk Hummel
Being a dedicated pianist requires more than mindless repetition of exercises. As Johann Nepomuk Hummel suggests, it is crucial to have clear goals and objectives in your practice sessions. Practice with a purpose, be intentional, and focus on what you want to achieve in each session. This will help you to make the most of your practice time and improve your skills faster.
2. “The piano is a monster that screams when you touch its teeth.” – Andres Segovia
The piano can be an intimidating instrument. But, as Andres Segovia suggests, sometimes it is best to walk straight into the lion’s den and face your fears. Don’t be intimidated by the complexity of the piano. Instead, embrace it as a challenge that will push you out of your comfort zone and into new musical territory.
3. “Practice makes permanent.” – Bobby McFerrin
This is a quote that emphasizes the importance of consistency and repetition in practice. In order to build muscle memory and improve your skills, you must practice regularly and with great focus. The effort you put in will become a habit, and eventually, your skills will become a permanent part of your playing style.
4. “I won’t practice piano anymore! I’ll be a conductor!” – Bugs Bunny
Sometimes, it is essential to take a break from practicing and have some fun! Bugs Bunny, the classic cartoon character, shows that there is always a time to let loose and enjoy the pleasures of life. So, when the stress of practicing piano gets too much, take a page from Bugs’ book and enjoy some downtime.
Enjoy Your New Piano Jokes!
And we didn’t even get into the dirty piano jokes (we’re trying to keep this PG, folks – you’ll have to look elsewhere for that).
Learning how to play the piano is so much fun but can sometimes be a challenge. Lighten up the mood with one of these hilarious piano jokes, puns, or quotes. Be sure to share them with friends, too!
Did we leave out any of your favorite piano jokes, pun, or quotes? Share them with us in the comments below!
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Brooke Neuman